The World Hasn’t Ended …. Yet
Well, by the clock on the wall we’re all still here. I’ve seen no meteors, or aliens, or felt tremors, or seen tidal waves, or any of the other usual signs of the apocalypse. But, it’s still early. Plenty of time for carnage and destruction.
In the mean time I shall be ever diligent, keep a watchful eye and make sure this bottle of vodka doesn’t go anywhere.